I Went To Dallas and All I Got Was A Poster.
My friend calls me up this morning a tells me that "Spiderman 3" advance screening passes will be given away this afternoon at a Dallas comic shop. So I drive all the way from Fort Worth to Dallas thinking I'm gonna score me a pass. I get there and find out they are giving away passes, but you have to win them by chance in a random drawing. When I go up to pull a prize from the "Sandman Box", I draw a Spiderman 3 Movie poster, Son of a Bitch! That poster is going straight to the trash. And the bad luck continued with my friends because they also got posters. It was Double Suckage as none of us got passes and I wasted a whole lot of gas for nothing.


















