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The Derek Jeter Herpes Tree.

Today I came across probably one of the most funny, and at the same time the scariest celeb gossip story in a while. If true, a whole bunch of my fantasies just went out the window. Heres the story from holycandy.com.

It has been reported — via some blog via a former assistant to Jessica Alba’s ex Cash Warren — that she contracted Herpes from ex Derek Jeter.

Follow that? No? Then you’re REALLY going to have a tough time with my chart:

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Introducing the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree! Planted with Jeter’s very own seed.

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